The forms

Customs Declaration:
No, Clergy Chicks are not family even though they sometimes bicker as an old married couple. Clergy Chicks are not even dating, they are just friends. Two forms, please.

I-94W:
Do any of the following apply? (Answer Yes or No) A. Do you have a communicable disease: physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?

Clergy Chicks clarifying question to Department of Homeland Security: (Please answer yes or no). A. Does constant incessant blabbering count as a communicable disease?