Dinner amusement

Clergy Chicks do not think men should have french pedicure. If possible that is a sure sign that the toe nails are too long.

Home sweet home?

The very Lutheran Clergy Chicks like the Lutheran Seafarers and International House a block from Union square. But why not install wifi? Or at least a computer with an easy access usb port and possibilities to work with Word.

Transfer

Who decided transfer to Manhattan should take longer than the trans-atlantic flight?

Immigrations

Clergy Chicks don't appreciate passport officer closing line in front of them. That is not the pledged cordiality and welcome they expected.

Clergy Chicks do like officer Anderson (fake swede no doubt!) who smiled and opened his booth just for Clergy (Chicks). Officer Anderson is good marriage material no doubt, Susan!

The very blonde Clergy Chick put left index finger on the picture of a finger (ie the instruction) instead of on the actual finger print reader thingie. The very less blonde Chick laughed hard and realised it will be very hard to top that!

FB statuses

FB status Flight start +5hrs : Wondering whether it is ok to have Crispy Creams for dinner.

FB status Flight start +5,5hrs: Wondering whether they serve cosmopolitans at Crispy Creams.

FB status Flight start +6hrs: Clergy Chicks are attacked by cheap Norwegian jewellery.

The forms

Customs Declaration:
No, Clergy Chicks are not family even though they sometimes bicker as an old married couple. Clergy Chicks are not even dating, they are just friends. Two forms, please.

I-94W:
Do any of the following apply? (Answer Yes or No) A. Do you have a communicable disease: physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?

Clergy Chicks clarifying question to Department of Homeland Security: (Please answer yes or no). A. Does constant incessant blabbering count as a communicable disease?

The mission

Yes, Clergy Chicks have been studying. Scripture is memorized. Sort of. Clergy Chicks contemplated if they should shove Bible in Porn guys lap. Clergy Chicks started discussing church, the Lambeth conference and opposition to female ordination. They solved the issues. No need for further Church splits. If only people would listen to the wisdom of Clergy Chicks.

Shiphol

Clergy Chicks pick the wrong line for security check at the gate. They also want to go through the top modern Star Trek type of beepy gate where glass doors close around the person standing with arms up (checking arm pit hair? Bad smell? Stamina? Clergy Chicks are not quite sure). Instead they end up behind people who have difficulties following cartoon instructions.

First flight Stockholm-Amsterdam

Dutch really is a funny language! Or ugly. Take your pick.

Before landing the Netherlands scares Clergy Chicks with their extremely straight fields. Not that Clergy Chicks ever would suggest that this is why it’s people tend to… uhm…escape into space…

The Prophesy

Husband C wants Clergy Chicks to be at airport almost three hours before take off. One Clergy Chick (CC) not happy. They end up there 2,5 hrs before take off. Everything goes smoothly, despite Cs apocalyptic prophesies. CCs aimlessly wander around airport for 2 hrs (yeah right, shopping of course!).